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Finished on a high note 

When you’re hit in the genitals while cumming
The Dom Surprised me by hitting my balls with a club as I started to cum. My normal orgasm sounds got a lot higher—you could say that I finished on a high note
Finished on a high note by Luxicon September 4, 2020

born on a high way 

it can be used as a come back wen needed.the come back ,born on a high way , is effective tordes the target ,
the guy} hey nerd
you}wat u want
the guy}you so stuped u that the super bowle wa a bowle
you}were you born on a high way?
the guy}no!
you} cuz thats weres accidents happen!

high as a hippie on a helicopter 

man im high as a hippie on a helicopter

Knee-high on a grasshopper

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

Biking on a highway in Virginia 

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

Higher than a bolt on a jet Wing

It means that you are heavily high and or low on a mind altering substance
Man that guy is higher than a bolt on a jet Wing
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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