Omnifact

A fact that is thought to be obscure knowledge but is actually widely known.

"Did you know that Sinead O'Connor's hit song 'Nothing compares to you' was written by Prince?"
" Yes. Everyone knows that. OMNIFACT."
"Oh."

by Heardabouttheword January 16, 2018

omnifart

A massive outburst of methane gas caused by the consumption of an excess of enchiladas, chili, and/or beans. Able to stretch over an astonishing period and capable of annihilating and/or burning accessories, homes, and people alike. Not recommended for anyone under 800 lbs.

Tim lost all of his belongings and house to the Omnifart of 1997, frustratingly and unfortunately just before the arrest of sumo-size eater Bigg Gazez.

by Linguistic Overlord December 27, 2014