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omnifart 

A massive outburst of methane gas caused by the consumption of an excess of enchiladas, chili, and/or beans. Able to stretch over an astonishing period and capable of annihilating and/or burning accessories, homes, and people alike. Not recommended for anyone under 800 lbs.
Tim lost all of his belongings and house to the Omnifart of 1997, frustratingly and unfortunately just before the arrest of sumo-size eater Bigg Gazez.
omnifart by Linguistic Overlord December 27, 2014
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Omniparty 

I don't just party, I omniparty.
Omniparty by Anton V. June 10, 2008
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Omnifact 

A fact that is thought to be obscure knowledge but is actually widely known.
"Did you know that Sinead O'Connor's hit song 'Nothing compares to you' was written by Prince?"
" Yes. Everyone knows that. OMNIFACT."
"Oh."
Omnifact by Heardabouttheword January 16, 2018

Omnifertem 

Noun.

All instances in time before and after a specified moment or event, non-inclusive of the moment/event itself; can be restricted to a specified range.

Can also be used metaphorically to refer to all instances outside of the ones occupied by a specified trait; similar to, “in the absence of.”
I have never been happier in the omnifertem of my wedding day.”

“This year, I’ve been so busy that I haven’t had any time to relax in the omnifertem of my sick days.”

“There is potential for reconciliation in the omnifertem of stubbornness.”
Omnifertem by Zephyr615 December 7, 2024