Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.

I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.

Omni-shambles by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010

Omni Soundwave

A former dumbass and liar who is writing this very definition. Who'd actually like for the page to be completely removed.

Ah yes, Omni Soundwave, wrote it a few years ago, and came back embarassed.

Omni Soundwave by see above olololol February 10, 2008

omni-sexual 

noun. Used to describe a person who fucks anythiny that moves. If it doesn't move, often they will give it a push.

That Lewdminx guy is such an omni-sexual.

omni-sexual by Kid June 20, 2004

Omni Sexual 

a sado-masochistic, homo, necro, peda, bestial, with the desire to screw anything:
animal, vegetable, or mineral!

that wierd guy you saw last week

Omni Sexual by that guy you saw last week March 11, 2003

omni-sexual 

Someone who is highly sexual, often having sex with both genders. A very sexual person who will almost try anything kinky, and will vary sexual orientations.

Linda didn't hook up with Dave last night, so she hooked up with Carol and her dog instead because of her omni-sexual tendencies.

omni-sexual by Nutflushdraw November 12, 2005

Omni-Sexual 

The deluded Belief that one can have sexual relations with any entity, whether it may be male, female, animal, alive, dead ect.

Oh look there is Omni-sexual Pete, he is such an Omni-sexual. Yeah i know, i heard he likes ice-cream. Me too! am i Omni-sexual? Not unless you fuck it.

Omni-Sexual by bangbangbong May 7, 2011

Omni Soundwave

The ultimate person who plays many online games and beats the shit out of noobs in Diablo 2,Starcraft,Aliens Vs Predator 2,Super Smash Bros(the whole series),Guilty Gear(Series),Killer Instinct,Sonic(series in multiplayer),Halo,and pretty much any game out there he also is known as THE MASTER and OMNIPOTENT_GOD he is also a GOD at programming and many other things
the only being better then THE MASTER is Shigeru Miyamoto

ex.1
Dumbass/noob:1 g0tz pw3D bY 0mni 50undw4v3
Omni Soundwave:Shut the fuck up you sad excuse for a multi-cellular being

Omni Soundwave by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004