n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.

Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."

Everyday Olympian by The man of the man2 January 14, 2010

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

A series of books written by author Rick Riordan, which is miles better than the similar but inferior series, Harry Potter.

Everyone: OMG, Harry Potter is the best series ever!!!
Quiet nerd on the back: But Percy Jackson and The Olympians is better...
Everyone: NANI?!!

Percy Jackson and The Olympians by pjoisbetterthanhp August 27, 2020

The Olympians

The Olympians are a large group of assholes in the sky that force their kids to do dangerous shit for them. They are also the major Greek gods(Zeus-DramaQueen; Hera-Bitchlady; Poseidon-Seaking; Ares-ScumBag; Aphrodite-Bitch; Athena-StupidandWise; Hephaestus-UglyRepairMan; Deméter-CerealQueen; Dionysius-DrunkDude; Hermes-Stealer; Apollo-EgotisticalSunBoy; Artimis-ManHatingGoddess) Almost all of these are made by me.

Dam those idiot-sorry, The Olympians *says in a sassy voice* in the sky-Cringe Kid

The Olympians by Cringe Kid December 16, 2018

winter olympians

white people

If you're concerned about crime, consider a town loaded with winter olympians.

winter olympians by griffin77 December 9, 2008

Olympian

The Olympian is when a female has a penis in each orifice (anus, mouth, vagnia) and one in each hand while being on her knees. This represents the 5 circles of the olympics, thus making it the olympian.

May only be seen in porn or college!

Hey man, let's pull the olympian on that midget over there!

Olympian by NmE69 October 21, 2010

Send Olympian

Level of Send below stevewilldoitsendgod. Stevewilldoit is the only one with the title Send god, send olympian is the one below. Very hard to aquire. You must be a daily rona / dartie smoker, get succulent pointers, and love 905shooter/906 from nelk. Very fullsend to say for the very least

Fuck bud that guy cody that is such a Send Olympian, have my birdie oh cody!

Send Olympian by sickkunt420 April 27, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026