The Olympians are a large group of assholes in the sky that force their kids to do dangerous shit for them. They are also the major Greek gods(Zeus-DramaQueen; Hera-Bitchlady; Poseidon-Seaking; Ares-ScumBag; Aphrodite-Bitch; Athena-StupidandWise; Hephaestus-UglyRepairMan; Deméter-CerealQueen; Dionysius-DrunkDude; Hermes-Stealer; Apollo-EgotisticalSunBoy; Artimis-ManHatingGoddess) Almost all of these are made by me.
Dam those idiot-sorry, The Olympians *says in a sassy voice* in the sky-Cringe Kid
by Cringe Kid December 16, 2018
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The Olympian is when a female has a penis in each orifice (anus, mouth, vagnia) and one in each hand while being on her knees. This represents the 5 circles of the olympics, thus making it the olympian.
May only be seen in porn or college!

Hey man, let's pull the olympian on that midget over there!
by NmE69 October 21, 2010
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A mentally retarded person; technically the nice thing to say when working with Special Olympics participants instead or retard. But it's funny as hell to call those people Olympians.
Aww, how cute! The Olympian drooled all over the coach who was changing his diaper!
by cocksauce August 03, 2005
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The Olympian is achieved when intercourse between a male and female is in progress with the female on top. As the male reaches climax, the female vomits directly into the males mouth. Carpe Diem
"Olympians are fucking tight"
by Gold medalist January 06, 2009
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n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.
Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."
by The man of the man2 January 14, 2010
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If you're concerned about crime, consider a town loaded with winter olympians.
by griffin77 October 17, 2008
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Level of Send below stevewilldoitsendgod. Stevewilldoit is the only one with the title Send god, send olympian is the one below. Very hard to aquire. You must be a daily rona / dartie smoker, get succulent pointers, and love 905shooter/906 from nelk. Very fullsend to say for the very least
Fuck bud that guy cody that is such a Send Olympian, have my birdie oh cody!
by sickkunt420 April 27, 2021
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