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Oldti by skywookie1 August 30, 2020
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oldsitter
"Her grandfather has 86 years old, but he doesn't live alone. There is a female oldsitter who takes care of him".
oldsitter by Willhelmina Plowes October 25, 2015
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oldsitter
"Her grandfather has 86 years old but he doesn't live alone. There is a female oldsitter who takes care of him."
oldsitter by Willhelmina Plowes October 25, 2015
Mat Oldfield
A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.
Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.
Mat Oldfield by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019
Oldies
Classic music originated specifically from the late 60's to the early 80's. Has the greatest sound liked by all ages and all colors. The most used music that the latest hip hop artists use for sampling. This music gives you a sense of feeling great and relaxed and loved every time you listen.
"When I need to be put in the mood with my lady the only thing i put on is Oldies". The Miracles- "Ooo Baby Baby", Heart Wave- "Always And Forever", The Delfonics- "I dont want to make you wait". Just some of the few great songs.
Oldies by Adrian Perez (SLEEPi) May 10, 2008
Mike Oldfield
Michael Gordon Oldfield (born 15 May 1953 in Reading, Berkshire) is an English multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk, ethnic or world music, classical music, electronic music, New Age and more recently dance. His music is often elaborate and complex in nature. He is best known for his hit 1973 album Tubular Bells which broke new ground as an instrumental concept album and launched Virgin Records.
Tubular Bells became Oldfield’s most famous work. The instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 May 1971. The album was ground-breaking, as Oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. Many of his albums feature this technique. Tubular Bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “The Exorcist.”
Tubular Bells became Oldfield’s most famous work. The instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 May 1971. The album was ground-breaking, as Oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. Many of his albums feature this technique. Tubular Bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “The Exorcist.”
Self-deluded teen: What the hell are you playing? Is that even music?
Teen with good taste in music: That's Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. Before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the crap that you listen to, which isn't even music. Shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?
Self-deluded teen: -Bursts into tears-
Teen with good taste in music: That's Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. Before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the crap that you listen to, which isn't even music. Shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?
Self-deluded teen: -Bursts into tears-
Mike Oldfield by Masnoon June 27, 2007
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