Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

Old cheese by dieselcom August 1, 2007

old cheese

Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.

My old cheese will dust me if I go to the pub after work.

old cheese by Diego December 3, 2003

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.

"What's happenin old cheese"

old cheese by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003

Grand Old Cheese 

noun: grandmother.

From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"

After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname

Grand Old Cheese by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

The old cheese 

Your mother. Someone elses mother.

She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.

The old cheese by The Cheez June 20, 2012

Old Polish Cheese Wurst 

The act of ejaculating on to another person, and lighting the semen on fire as it come out, often leaving the target with 2nd degree burns, and a smell of burning hair or flesh

Guy 1: Hey, man, why did you and J break up?
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!

Old Polish Cheese Wurst by Spikex August 30, 2012

Old Cheesebag 

crusty old bag lady wrinkled skin nosy an down right cheesy

god look at that crusty Old Cheesebag what a nagging snot

Old Cheesebag by acenyoface October 6, 2011