old af 

A more polite way of saying old as fuck.

Homie: Got them NWA recs man
(brother sees cassette)
Brother: Shit, these old af man.

old af by Playmann January 21, 2019

Old lady afro

That hair-do that most older women have, that looks like an afro.

An old lady afro is a result of their hard work to get an interesting hair-do. but they all end up looking the same.

Old lady afro by khnrslg August 25, 2010

oldafile 

someone one who likes to mastrbate to granny sex

I caught chris passouted in front of his computer with vasoline and tissues everywhere watching granny sex, man that kid is an oldafile.

oldafile by eat a dick November 8, 2003