Old person

-How long since you got your prostate checked?
-Man, I'm barely 32....
-Then you are a few years late; you are an old person already.

Old person by Jumer September 4, 2018

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Old person

If you can't read this you either need glasses or you are an Old person.

Guy 1: I saw some Old person on the street asking me for money
Guy 2: Did you give him anything?
Guy 1: Fuck no, old people are scary.

Old person by Oskarmandude2 August 2, 2013

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Old Person Child

Someone who is very old but still acts like a child.

Tyler is such an old person child since he is old but needs common things explained to him!

Old Person Child by KrustyKrustt April 16, 2018

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old person kinker

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40

Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?

old person kinker by missmærkov November 4, 2021

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Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that

"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"

Old person racist by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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