Oklahoma wad
A large bundle of very small denomination currency, usually one dollar bills or carefully trimmed plain paper, surrounded by one (1) bill of some significance, usually a lone one hundred (100) dollar bill. These are rubber banded together.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.
Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.
Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
Ned: Virgil must of hit the jackpot at the Coushatta reservation casino this weekend....did you see the jack he was hauling?
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
Oklahoma wad by asfterbirtha September 3, 2009
