If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 16, 2010
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