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Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.
Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.
by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022
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Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts
Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.
by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025
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