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Okea is the nicest man you’ll ever have the good fortune of becoming friends with he is also very handsome! In life I inspire to find someone just like Okea!
I love Okea
okea by Okea’snworld November 24, 2021

Okeana surprise party 

After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"

Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
Not quite sure I want you to, but then, please do. Written fully: "OK, yes please".
Obliging person: "Would you like me to get you a drink of that stuff you don't know if you like?"

Undecided, laid-back friend: "Okease..."
Okease by SirronTheMighty July 24, 2008

cab u gave a vutty okeasr 

Translation: can u have a nutty please

Definition:

When you are talking or messaging someone and you have to grant the permission for them to have a Wank and follow though with the Nut otherwise known as Ejaculating Semen. If you do not grant the permission for them to have a Nutty they will have to ask someone else for their permission.
"im busting to have a wank"
"cab u gave a vutty okeasr"
"yes i can have a nut"
cab u gave a vutty okeasr by KARABEZ November 12, 2019
To finger your older sister in a car while your mother is driving.
I gave eloise an okease in the car last night
Okease by MrOozer May 12, 2021

okeamute 

A man who values wholesome activities
He went golfing today, reminds me so much of Okeamute
okeamute by Jollof boy November 25, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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