Ohio💀

Ohio is a place where the things that happen there don't happen but do happen at the same time, if you enter Ohio💀... you do not exit.

What happens in you're wildest dreams happens in Ohio💀. The average day in Ohio💀 is like a living hell, your neighbors are all demons, creature, monsters and all diabolical things that happen. In Ohio there are 6 seasons, we have winter, summer, spring, fall, Ohio💀 and bro💀. The season Ohio💀 i 16 winters long and 3 hours long at the same time. If you enter the season Ohio💀 you leave instantly and you stay there forever at the same time, Everithing happens in Ohio💀 yet it dosen't. But some pepole have lived so long to disover bro💀.

Only one man has discoverd the season bro💀 but he never left, It is said that bro💀 is like Ohio💀 on steriods, LSD and weed on the same time.

In conclusion... DO NOT ENTER OHIO💀.

Person one: x3+y3+z3=k
Person two: Ohio💀

by Ohio 💀 dude November 30, 2022

Ross Ohio

A place where drinking and fudge packing Holbert and transgenders go on until the sun comes up. Most often this behavior starts with sucking a big penis or licking a butthole.

There are a few famous crossdressers that got their start in the gay cocaine community. Like Randy and Shaggy two meat smokers that love man meat.

Hey stop touching my dick!! This is Ross Ohio it has become O.K. now Randy openly let tranny's suck him.

Dude where can I get some Kristy Crust on my dick. You don't want that. Yes I do, I have chlamydia juice from C&C already.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020

Ohio Chicken

the name of a custom t-shirt design label based near Cincinnati Ohio. It came to life when the founder realized that Ohio is shaped like a chicken.

That t-shirt design is incredible, it must be by Ohio Chicken.

by Ohio Chicken July 8, 2017

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

by 0la0la April 22, 2023

Ohio

Florida of the midwest.

turns on news "Ohio man steals $1200 worth of Swedish Fish from IKEA"

by rye in frogs July 26, 2018

Ohio

The only place with Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an unnamed fifth season where it rains toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.

This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.

by Hnery Derpington III January 26, 2014

kingston ohio

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.

Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!

by icewolf July 22, 2012