Oh Please 

Oh Please - Meaning/s - When someone doesn't believe something another is saying.
- When someone doesn't want to engage in conversation with another

Person Y 'I make 3 million pounds a year' Person Z 'Oh Please'

Person A 'Alright mate, you ok' Person B 'Oh Please'

Oh Please by Ohpleasemayt March 29, 2012

Oh please yes daddy 

To cum the universe into existence

I oh please yes daddy ed my bed yesterday

Oh please yes daddy by Caesarlover6969 January 5, 2021

Please, oh Please 

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.

- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...

Please, oh Please by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024

oh god please just kill me 

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

oh god please just kill me by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016

Oh god please NO 

This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick

Eww stop oh god please NO

Oh god please NO by Pog man69 February 20, 2022

Oh god no please stop 

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.

Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.

Oh god no please stop by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god 

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023