Office Ninja

1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.

Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"

Office Ninja by Nickarossi November 12, 2007

Office Ninja

A term given to middle managers who are able to suddenly appear behind employees who are slacking. They make no sound and are undetectable until it is too late and they have seen you are on Facebook.

Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?

Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.

Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--

Manager: What are you two doing?

Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?

Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.

Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?

Office Ninja by eleventy May 18, 2009

[office ninja] 

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

[office ninja] by Brian Luick February 23, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008