A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"
Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
by !DRZ! March 9, 2011
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