Off the top

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To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

Off the top by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019

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off the top

another term for "take off your shirt", used when a hoodman wants a peek at your breasts

Female: do you want me to send you nudes?

Horny individual: yea, off the top

off the top by Fuckingdemon October 22, 2017

Off the top

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with

That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!

Off the top by William Danoven August 30, 2025

off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

off the top of my dick by aravindv August 16, 2021

off the top of my head

without further consideration

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.

off the top of my head by dm_ August 29, 2018

Off The Top Ropes

Similar to "Off the Chain" But newer, and thus cooler.

Did you see the new South Park Episode? Yeah, it was off the top ropes!

Off The Top Ropes by DragonMiasma September 8, 2010

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

Off the top of my phone by Kokocane September 21, 2016

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026