Off the top

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019

off the top

another term for "take off your shirt", used when a hoodman wants a peek at your breasts

Female: do you want me to send you nudes?

Horny individual: yea, off the top

by Fuckingdemon October 22, 2017

Off the top

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with

That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!

by William Danoven August 30, 2025

off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

off the top of my head

without further consideration

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.

by dm_ August 29, 2018

Off The Top Ropes

Similar to "Off the Chain" But newer, and thus cooler.

Did you see the new South Park Episode? Yeah, it was off the top ropes!

by DragonMiasma September 8, 2010

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016