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Failed version of Ownd. You will ocasionly stumble across this infamous word when chatting on msn, skype etc. This is because your chatting partner miserably missed the 'W' key, and smashed his/her finger into the 'E' key.

Fail.
- Omg, I got a D- on my last test...
- Haha, Oend
- Ownd*
Oend by S3PE May 3, 2011
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Oender(Önder) is the most handsome, talented boy in the world with the longest dick. He likes to flirt with girls but only has his eyes on 1 girl. He likes to keep eyecontact because he has pretty eyes. Everyone loves önder. Everyone wants önder.
Someone: „you have pretty eyes
Oender: „i know
oender by willyoumarryme1402 November 21, 2021
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tit-o-end 

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He broke up with me, but I don't want tit-o-end.
tit-o-end by Msniss June 11, 2015
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And Boss Lady.
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Oendri:your future.
He:She is sassy!!.
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oendasaa 

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-“Yes”
-“bruh
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

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What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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