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Failed version of Ownd. You will ocasionly stumble across this infamous word when chatting on msn, skype etc. This is because your chatting partner miserably missed the 'W' key, and smashed his/her finger into the 'E' key.

Fail.
- Omg, I got a D- on my last test...
- Haha, Oend
- Ownd*
Oend by S3PE May 3, 2011
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Oender(Önder) is the most handsome, talented boy in the world with the longest dick. He likes to flirt with girls but only has his eyes on 1 girl. He likes to keep eyecontact because he has pretty eyes. Everyone loves önder. Everyone wants önder.
Someone: „you have pretty eyes“
Oender: „i know“
oender by willyoumarryme1402 November 21, 2021
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