Oelberg 

adjective:
Having to do with, or being associated with, or influencing others to be part of NAMBLA ( North American Man-Boy Love association). Not to be confused with the North American Marlon Brando Look A likes

Noun:
A small furry mammal indigenous to central North America. Oelbergs usually dress in teal or pink garb. Recently Oelbergs have been put on the endangered species list. Their mating habits are have attributed to this. Very common the alpha male will show no interest in female Oelbergs but often in the younger males. Because of this, NAMBLA has addopted the Oelberg as their official mascot and can be seen on their flag with flies proud at every gay parade.

Slang:
Synonym to ass clown

Example:

Wearing teal or pink would be considered Oelberg.

Playing phone games are Oelberg

Oelberg by scott bayo October 2, 2007

olbergasm

The feeling of overwhelming bliss that a confirmed olbertard receives from listening to a prolonged rant by the astonishing Keith Olbermann of MSNBC Countdown.

A wonderful emotional reward for being a thoughtless, emotion-driven, left-wing stooge. A latter-day version of the Gorbasm of the late cold-war years.

Jocasta had full-blown olbergasm when she heard Keith Olbermann call the President a traitor last night.

olbergasm by Meijin October 23, 2007

Oehlberg 

- noun

1. Language: some primative civilizations use the phrase "Oehlberg" to refer to all nouns, similar to the inhabitants of the world "Marklar" in the South Park episode "Starvin' Marvin in Space."
2. a male with a larger than average penis, most common with great apes or whales.
3. a very low score in a competition.
- verb (used with object)
1. to discuss off-topic matters.
2. to laugh at one's own jokes.

- Noun
1. I hit my oehlbeg on an oehlberg and now I'm late for my oehlberg.
3. "How did you do in the game?" "I got an oehlberg."
- verb
1. I was trying to talk about the Afgan war, but she kept oehlberging.
2. I wanted to oehlberg, but you can't do that as a comedian.

Oehlberg by My Pseudonym 2010 October 9, 2010