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Occupational Gold Digger 

An Individual who has to date someone who makes a certain amount of money to make up for their own financial irresponsibility & compulsory spending habits.

These individuals are different than the classic gold digger because they often work hard and make enough to support more than one person yet they have to borrow money constantly and or date people who make a certain amount of money to make it because they can't manage their own money properly whether in a relationship or not.

As an excuse to keep spending irresponsibly these Individuals often choose to date co-dependent enablers who will enable them to keep spending like they do, then will blame it on the other person as if they're the issue when it's both parties at fault. In some cases they will even stay with abusive people if there's enough money involved, which proves they're mentally unfit to be in a relationship with anyone.

These individuals constantly claim to want true love and a man/woman who treats them right, but they can experience exactly that and will throw it all away due their overwhelming love for money & material possessions if the person who loves them doesn't make enough money.
Occupational Gold Digger Examples

Her: *spends tons of money on wants not needs*
Also Her: *complains about not having money and looks their partners way to fix the problem they caused and or borrows money off others*

Him: *does everything to be there for their significant other in ways more important than money*
Also Him *treated as if they're not enough cause they're not pulling in enough money*

Her: *constantly posts online about wanting true love and a man who treats them right*
Also Her: *gets exactly that, kicks them to curb for not making enough money*
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026