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Get the Occka mug.The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.
"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"
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A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
by JimJava007 February 15, 2015
Get the Occam's Shuriken mug.Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?
Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
by ShittierJokes November 15, 2017
Get the occasional furniture mug.1. To meet the challenge of an event; to try extra hard to do a task.
2. To succeed in dealing with a difficult situation.
3. To do what is needed at the time.
4. To get a boner
2. To succeed in dealing with a difficult situation.
3. To do what is needed at the time.
4. To get a boner
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ex. 1. John was able to rise to the occasion and make the conference a success. It was a big challenge, but he rose to the occasion.
ex. 2. t's not easy to play your first match in front of a crowd that size but he certainly rose to the occasion.
ex. 3. When a crisis hits, will you rise to the occasion? She needed some help, so I rose to the occasion and volunteered my services.
ex. 4. He saw her breasts and then he rose to the occasion.
ex. 1. John was able to rise to the occasion and make the conference a success. It was a big challenge, but he rose to the occasion.
ex. 2. t's not easy to play your first match in front of a crowd that size but he certainly rose to the occasion.
ex. 3. When a crisis hits, will you rise to the occasion? She needed some help, so I rose to the occasion and volunteered my services.
ex. 4. He saw her breasts and then he rose to the occasion.
by The Ultimately One and Only September 26, 2010
Get the Rise to the occasion mug.Principle established by the logician William of Ockham in the 14th century. Like the Principle of Parsimony, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary assumptions and that the answer to a problem is often the simplest. It is the basis of methodological reductionalism and applications of its principles are commonly used in modern strategy and economics. *also "ockham's razor"
by sug-almighty July 8, 2005
Get the occam's razor mug.That guy you occasionally do ordinary couple things with but turn it into a full blown sexcapade. It is a level above friends with benefits, is a little more involved, but still requires some of the basic rules of engagement, such as not over sharing personal information that would lead to emotional attachment.
Gift giving, remembering certain dates and holidays not required.
Gift giving, remembering certain dates and holidays not required.
I went to go eat dinner with Jack last night where he then fingered me under the table. I gave him a blow job at the movie theater. At my place we screwed like animals before retreating into cuddling position for the night. I'll be going half way across the globe tomorrow, but that's okay. He's my occasional boyfriend, not a real one.
by Wasabi9494 March 2, 2014
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