Obscrutantalacious

When something is so absurd, outrageous, ridiculously mind-blowing, abhorrent, atrociously reality-bending, brazenly truth-defyingly ostentatious and simply unspeakable is taking place.

Mary : "Hey, if you have trouble gambling in that Blue Archive game of yours, I could help you. I'm known to be extremely lucky."
Mike : "No! You'll ruin my account and luck by touching it!"
Mary : "Geez, okay. Your way of thinking is absolutely obscrutantalacious at times."