Oblivicunt

A person who has no idea what they are doing oblivious, and are also considered a cunt due to the arrogant or selfish nature of their actions

That bloke in the Subaru is an Oblivicunt, he didn't look and nearly hit my car when changing lanes

Oblivicunt by bam_bam_sam July 6, 2018

Oblivicate 

Oblivicate , -or

Combining the terms Oblivion, Pontificate and Defecate.

Verb-

Speaking about inappropriate things while on your phone or to others. Doing this in public areas or around your cubicle workers. Speaking on an uncomfortable subject even though it obviously makes the other person uncomfortable.

Noun- (Oblivicator)

A person sounding off on various subjects at nauseum while totally ignorant that there are others around. Someone so arrogant to the idea of hearing themselves speak that they do not care who else hears their stupid banter. A person’s lack of awareness or indifference to their surroundings. Lack of common courtesy.

Verb:

Elly: My tampon didn’t fit well today so I sent my husband out for some new ones. I hate it when they don’t fit, it makes me so mad. I wish there were other ways to stop the bleeding.

Co-worker: uuuuhhhhh, ok……

Elly: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a girl; it would be so much easier. Then I wouldn’t have the babies and have to get an episiotomy. Episiotomies are sooooo gross. They cut you on the taint and blood squirts everywhere. Then the babies head is so big……

Co-worker: oh god…I have never witnessed someone oblivicate like you.

Noun:

Gene- Oh my God! My co-workers over on the other side of the building haven’t stopped talking since they got in three hours ago.

Jill- I know, the boss loves them so much he joins in their inane conversations too. I am afraid he is becoming an oblivicator like them.

Oblivicate by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009

obliviant 

An individual that lives in a constant state of obliviousness. (Noun) 1.) Describing someone who can not see the obvious, though they have been told repeatedly. 2.) Usually pertaining to one individual in a relationship, while the other runs all over town with their pants down.

Mike, I saw your wife leaving a hotel with some guy this morning. No, couln't have been her, she slept at her sister's house last night. She needed some "alone time". Mike, your a freaking obliviant!

obliviant by BurningP July 1, 2010

obvicunt 

A person who is clearly, objectively, and thereby "obviously" a full-on fucking cunt.

There can be no mistakes in this and any discussion of this person's cuntdom is so severely and blatantly clear that the mere idea of dissension is out of the question. Comes with a connotation of being full of one's self, stubborn, and unwilling to accept logical argument to one's established views.

"...honestly bro, he thinks he's so smart but really he's an obvicunt and everyone knows it but him."
"...he's such a stubborn obvicunt bro, it's like trying to reason with a fuckin' goat."

obvicunt by lostspacemaaan April 3, 2023

Obliviant 

The act of calling oblivious while being oblivious; not being able to being ablundent

In the football lockeroom, Jonas called Liam obliviant.

Obliviant by Ablundent September 23, 2023