Oaksfield

The type of person that would borrow'll your stuff, only to give it back after 2 years or so.

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person 1: Give me back that maple wisdom staff you borrowed 2 years ago!!

Oaksfield person: Sorry, I think I sold it ;-; I'll get you a new one next week~ Promise <3

ONE WEEK LATER
person 1: Give me back that wisdom staff you borrowed 2 years ago!!

Oaksfield person: Sorry, I think I sold it T_T I'll get you a new one next week~ Promise <3

ONE WEEK LATER

person 1: But you promised last week D:

Oaksfield person: just gimme another week >_>

And the whole process repeat.

Oaksfield by Ko.Della August 6, 2011

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Oakfield

A small town in the middle of nowhere. It is full of elderly individuals. New funerals every week! By the way, come to Sharrons funeral this Saturday.

“I have to go all the way to Oakfield for my grandma’s funeral.”

Oakfield by YouDontKnowMe!! January 7, 2020

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Oakfield

Small town USA. Farm country full of farmers and cows...lots of cows! A little smelly town due to farm fields , cows, but mostly shit sprayers...yuck...
Lots of trees . I'm sure some are Oak!

Oakfield is a quant little town.

Oakfield by Buttercup14125 February 3, 2017

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oakfield academy

a really bad school that u should not go to lol

"what school do you go to ?"
"oakfield academy.."

oakfield academy by jonathanbrown2u2y May 18, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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