A term said when watching an event of destruction that could harm you or others take place. Such as a car crash or Jaws swimming toward you. Usually is said before one turns 180 degrees and runs like hell Is pronounced faster than "oh shit."

Shawn> "Were you that guy making out with Casey in the school parking lot today?"

Jacob> "Yah she's totally into me. I'll be done with her in a couple of weeks then you can have a turn."

Shawn> "I'm her ex."

Jacob> "oshit"

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Ohshitdamnfuckow!

An exclamatory remark after being inflicted with pain. Can also be used as a replacement for "oh snap!"

Originates from the human brain not being able to decide which vulgarity to use.

*after being hurt
<person smashes finger>
Person: ohshitdamnfuckow!
Person 2: ...?

*in replacement to "oh snap!" Etc
Mountie: what are you doing in canada?
Leo: what are YOU doing in canada?
Mountie: ohshitdamnfuckow! that hoser owned you!

Ohshitdamnfuckow! by yellowribbonhair May 6, 2012

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OHSHIT moment

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.

(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'

OHSHIT moment by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

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ohshitshespregnantitis

the reaction you get when you find out you wife girlfriend or a random one night stand tells you shes pregnant.

jon: dude whats wrong with you
luke: you remember that girl i slept with about a month ago?
jon: yeah what about her?
luke: she told me shes pregnant
jon: ha thats funny ill be you have ohshitshespregnantitis right?

ohshitshespregnantitis by fl321chris November 29, 2011

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Oshite mairu

Mostly said by the Nobushi from For Honor. If you hear this, youre probaly fucked. Youll bleed to death or get kicked against a wall.

Oh no, not that Nobushi again...
Oshite mairu!
Fuck im bleeding again

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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