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The exact moment of realization that you have done something insanely stupid.
I just left my keys in the car with the engine running! Ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit!!!
Ohshit by likeyehokwhatev October 26, 2005
A term said when watching an event of destruction that could harm you or others take place. Such as a car crash or Jaws swimming toward you. Usually is said before one turns 180 degrees and runs like hell Is pronounced faster than "oh shit."
Shawn> "Were you that guy making out with Casey in the school parking lot today?"

Jacob> "Yah she's totally into me. I'll be done with her in a couple of weeks then you can have a turn."

Shawn> "I'm her ex."

Jacob> "oshit"
oshit by DisneyPrincessToothbrush February 7, 2008

Ohshitdamnfuckow!

An exclamatory remark after being inflicted with pain. Can also be used as a replacement for "oh snap!"

Originates from the human brain not being able to decide which vulgarity to use.
*after being hurt
<person smashes finger>
Person: ohshitdamnfuckow!
Person 2: ...?

*in replacement to "oh snap!" Etc
Mountie: what are you doing in canada?
Leo: what are YOU doing in canada?
Mountie: ohshitdamnfuckow! that hoser owned you!

OHSHIT moment 

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.
(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'
OHSHIT moment by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

ohshitshespregnantitis 

the reaction you get when you find out you wife girlfriend or a random one night stand tells you shes pregnant.
jon: dude whats wrong with you
luke: you remember that girl i slept with about a month ago?
jon: yeah what about her?
luke: she told me shes pregnant
jon: ha thats funny ill be you have ohshitshespregnantitis right?
ohshitshespregnantitis by fl321chris November 29, 2011

Oshite mairu 

Mostly said by the Nobushi from For Honor. If you hear this, youre probaly fucked. Youll bleed to death or get kicked against a wall.
Oh no, not that Nobushi again...
Oshite mairu!
Fuck im bleeding again
Oshite mairu by Power-Pope February 24, 2021