OLIGARGLE
When someone with massive wealth and power can go fuck themselves because you don't give a shit about their opinion or what they do.
Elon Musk can oligargle these nuts.
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oligargle idiocalypse
an apocalypse caused by an idiot fest oligargling for millionaires and billionaires. deep throating /stanning oligarchs so hard people can’t see the world falling apart around them .
oligargle idiocalypse by I.M.Groot May 6, 2025
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Oligarplutocorporatocracy
n. Portmanteau of, "Oligarchy, Plutocracy and Corporatocracy."
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
Katie: "We live in a Democratic Republic.
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
Oligarplutocorporatocracy by k80theshade October 6, 2016
oligargler
An apologist for the oligarchical class.
One who deepthroats oligarchs' dicks so hard that they end up gargling their balls.
One who deepthroats oligarchs' dicks so hard that they end up gargling their balls.
oligargler by Anarchisthesky January 22, 2025
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oligarchen by dirty groundhog February 3, 2022
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