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ok google 

OK Google: Are you and Siri dating?
Google: Fuck no, that bitch is annoying asf
ok google by youremommy@gmail.com January 4, 2017

Ok Google 

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto 

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok? 

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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