oh shits 

An expression of surprise. Like "Oh shit" but more humourous.

bob: Dude - There's a naked chick over there!
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.

-or-

Oh shits, I failed all my classes.

oh shits by Grammarian February 2, 2006

ohshitshespregnantitis 

the reaction you get when you find out you wife girlfriend or a random one night stand tells you shes pregnant.

jon: dude whats wrong with you
luke: you remember that girl i slept with about a month ago?
jon: yeah what about her?
luke: she told me shes pregnant
jon: ha thats funny ill be you have ohshitshespregnantitis right?

ohshitshespregnantitis by fl321chris November 29, 2011

monday d'ohshits 

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

monday d'ohshits by louispound January 11, 2010

ohshitsite

A website which, when trying to access, gets hopelessly hung up and forces you to close the site, which in turn closes all previous sites downloaded.

I had e-mail, igoogle, and urban dictionary downloaded, then I hit an ohshitsite and had to reboot.

ohshitsite by tenngineer May 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004