oh shits 

An expression of surprise. Like "Oh shit" but more humourous.

bob: Dude - There's a naked chick over there!
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.

-or-

Oh shits, I failed all my classes.

oh shits by Grammarian February 2, 2006

ohshitshespregnantitis 

the reaction you get when you find out you wife girlfriend or a random one night stand tells you shes pregnant.

jon: dude whats wrong with you
luke: you remember that girl i slept with about a month ago?
jon: yeah what about her?
luke: she told me shes pregnant
jon: ha thats funny ill be you have ohshitshespregnantitis right?

ohshitshespregnantitis by fl321chris November 29, 2011

monday d'ohshits 

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

monday d'ohshits by louispound January 11, 2010

ohshitsite

A website which, when trying to access, gets hopelessly hung up and forces you to close the site, which in turn closes all previous sites downloaded.

I had e-mail, igoogle, and urban dictionary downloaded, then I hit an ohshitsite and had to reboot.

ohshitsite by tenngineer May 2, 2009