OFMD 

Acronym for the HBO television series “Our Flag Means Death.” A workplace comedy style tale about The Gentleman Pirate (Stede Bonnet) and Blackbeard (Edward Teach), played by Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi respectively.

My incessant OFMD posts and memes on my page have paid off. Just got this message from a friend: “Well, shit. When does season 2 come out? 😫 🏴 ☠️”

OFMD by PragmaticHippie April 3, 2022

OFMD 

"Oh Fuck Me Daddy!"

When you're getting hit from behind and you cant make out the full sentence, say
"OFMD!"

OFMD by ;jasdak November 20, 2017

OFMD

Obsessive Freddie Mercury Disorder
When nothing matters besides getting your daily Freddie Mercury fix.

When you love Freddie Mercury more than most (or all) people you actually know.
When watching Freddie Mercury do ANYTHING makes your face to hurt from smiling so hard, gives you goosies, increases your heart rate and makes you to feel like you received a shot of seratonin.
When you instantly fall in love with heart sniper Freddie Mercury and know you'll never be the same again.

When you know in your heart (and groin) that Freddie Mercury is the most gorgeous, sexy man you will ever see.

When Freddie Mercury's voice penetrates your very soul and makes your heart feel as though it will burst from the beauty and other worldly, unique sound.

When watching Freddie Mercury turns you on more than any man you've ever known in person.

When you still grieve for Freddie Mercury as much as (or more than) a close loved one who has passed away.

When you do nothing but obsess over, watch, listen to, read everything that exists on Freddie Mercury no matter how many times you've already seen it.
When Freddie Mercury fills you with joy and is your #1 treatment for every ailment in life because he fixes anything that is wrong. Instantly.

When you are so in love with Freddie Mercury that no matter how much time passes, many of his songs/videos/interviews still make you cry because you will never get over the tragic loss of the most perfect man that ever existed or will ever exist. 😭

I know every little detail there is to know about Freddie Mercury (even the brands of underwear he wore off stage) because I will forever be afflicted with OFMD. I have no interest in a cure.

OFMD by squarenasty July 10, 2026