Obsessive Freddie Mercury Disorder
When nothing matters besides getting your daily Freddie Mercury fix.
When you love Freddie Mercury more than most (or all)
people you actually know.
When watching Freddie Mercury do ANYTHING makes your face to hurt from smiling so hard, gives you goosies, increases your
heart rate and makes you to feel like you received a shot of seratonin.
When you instantly fall in love with
heart sniper Freddie Mercury and know you'll never be the same again.
When you know in your heart (and groin) that Freddie Mercury is the most gorgeous, sexy
man you
will ever see.
When Freddie Mercury'
s voice penetrates your very soul and makes your heart feel as though it
will burst from the beauty and other worldly, unique sound.
When watching Freddie Mercury turns you on more than any
man you've ever known in person.
When you still grieve for Freddie Mercury as much as (or more than) a close loved one who has passed away.
When you do nothing but obsess over, watch, listen to, read everything that exists on Freddie Mercury no matter how many times you've already seen it.
When Freddie Mercury fills you with
joy and is your #1 treatment for every ailment in
life because he fixes anything that is wrong. Instantly.
When you are so in love with Freddie Mercury that no matter how much time passes, many of his songs/videos/interviews still make you cry because you
will never get over the tragic loss of the most perfect
man that ever existed or
will ever exist. 😭
