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Sexiest man to ever exist
Bare minimum, go watch the first minute of Somebody to Love from Queen's 1982 Milton Keynes concert and tell me Freddie Mercury isn't the sexiest man to ever exist.!
Sexiest man to ever exist by squarenasty July 10, 2026
OFMD
Obsessive Freddie Mercury Disorder
When nothing matters besides getting your daily Freddie Mercury fix.
When you love Freddie Mercury more than most (or all) people you actually know.
When watching Freddie Mercury do ANYTHING makes your face to hurt from smiling so hard, gives you goosies, increases your heart rate and makes you to feel like you received a shot of seratonin.
When you instantly fall in love with heart sniper Freddie Mercury and know you'll never be the same again.
When you know in your heart (and groin) that Freddie Mercury is the most gorgeous, sexy man you will ever see.
When Freddie Mercury's voice penetrates your very soul and makes your heart feel as though it will burst from the beauty and other worldly, unique sound.
When watching Freddie Mercury turns you on more than any man you've ever known in person.
When you still grieve for Freddie Mercury as much as (or more than) a close loved one who has passed away.
When you do nothing but obsess over, watch, listen to, read everything that exists on Freddie Mercury no matter how many times you've already seen it.
When Freddie Mercury fills you with joy and is your #1 treatment for every ailment in life because he fixes anything that is wrong. Instantly.
When you are so in love with Freddie Mercury that no matter how much time passes, many of his songs/videos/interviews still make you cry because you will never get over the tragic loss of the most perfect man that ever existed or will ever exist. 😭
When nothing matters besides getting your daily Freddie Mercury fix.
When you love Freddie Mercury more than most (or all) people you actually know.
When watching Freddie Mercury do ANYTHING makes your face to hurt from smiling so hard, gives you goosies, increases your heart rate and makes you to feel like you received a shot of seratonin.
When you instantly fall in love with heart sniper Freddie Mercury and know you'll never be the same again.
When you know in your heart (and groin) that Freddie Mercury is the most gorgeous, sexy man you will ever see.
When Freddie Mercury's voice penetrates your very soul and makes your heart feel as though it will burst from the beauty and other worldly, unique sound.
When watching Freddie Mercury turns you on more than any man you've ever known in person.
When you still grieve for Freddie Mercury as much as (or more than) a close loved one who has passed away.
When you do nothing but obsess over, watch, listen to, read everything that exists on Freddie Mercury no matter how many times you've already seen it.
When Freddie Mercury fills you with joy and is your #1 treatment for every ailment in life because he fixes anything that is wrong. Instantly.
When you are so in love with Freddie Mercury that no matter how much time passes, many of his songs/videos/interviews still make you cry because you will never get over the tragic loss of the most perfect man that ever existed or will ever exist. 😭
I know every little detail there is to know about Freddie Mercury (even the brands of underwear he wore off stage) because I will forever be afflicted with OFMD. I have no interest in a cure.
OFMD by squarenasty July 10, 2026
Jack Bob Livingston
Urban legend creature, said to take on the form of a rabbit, from the magical land of shroom. The only known proof of Jack Bob Livingston's existence is by playing side B of certain 70's rock band albums backwards on a record player. The record is played in reverse until an eerie screeching rabbit can be heard crying "shroomsss".
Jack Bob Livingston by squarenasty June 20, 2014