O.D.P. 

O.D.P. is the abbreviation for an Old Dirty Perv. Aka a male cougar.

Beth: "That O.D.P. lurking in the corner just bought us a drink. Sick!"

Why don't O.D.P.'s realize that all they will end up either being a gigilo to an ailing cheetah or get fleeced by a G.D.P. (gold digging puma)?

O.D.P. by Doug and Beth August 12, 2007

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. 

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

P.C.P.O.D 

(powerful cop punching overload....Daaaamn!)

when a person of ill repute, is caught by the cops right after smoking weed laced with pcp, and doesn't want to go back to jail, where he would presumable be raped; a rare instance of uncontrolable rage ensues as the subject starts fighting the police officers and anyone within a 2 mile radius. Sometimes called super hulk mutha fucka beating the shit out anything that moves, or if it's persons of different ethnicities: crazy ass chappelle looking nigga ripping the heads off of chickens, george lopez on crack or something roundhousing cops in the face, bruce lee jackie chan mother fucker with nothing to lose, judo chopping police cruisers in half, etc.

police: we were responding to a house call about illegal drugs being used in the vicinity of a high school, when we arrived at the place of residence, where we encountered a black male high on narcotics acting in an aggressive manner towards the first responders, we suspected that the subject might turn P.C.P.O.D when we were entering the place of residence. As we were leaving, one of the officers told the subject to keep his yard free of debris, and the subject proceeded to get enraged and attack our officers, sadly the subject killed 12 officers, and 18 civilians before a swat sniper put two rounds in his skull.

Reporter: we will play some of the audio recorded from the first responders cruiser.

officer: clean your fucking house you broke ass dave chappelle looking mutha fucka.

Perp: fuck it, ima fuck you up nigggggaaaaaa!!!,byaaah!!!!!

officer: oh shit run, ahhhhh ...zrp.....zzzzzzzaaah...zzz.....

Reporter: it cuts off there, it's a sad day in america when a nigga goes P.C.P.O.D, back to you bill.

P.C.P.O.D by kipper big January 11, 2013

D.O.P.B. 

The Department of Other People's Business

A phrase coined by @thequeenlotus on Tiktok to explain where Karen doesn't belong.

"Karen had to go sit in a chair because she put herself in the D.O.P.B. and got called out because of ego, and pinnochio, and being a snake in the grass"

D.O.P.B. by Rezbot March 19, 2022

P-O-D-D-Y 

A fake, fictional, phoney-bologna song, sung to the tune of the campfire song, "B-I-N-G-O".

♪ There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪

P-O-D-D-Y by Telephony July 23, 2018

D.O.P.E.™️

Developing Opportunities & Progressing Every day (trademarked in the US Virgin Islands)

Everyone around you should be thinking about D.O.P.E.™️

D.O.P.E.™️ by Sofarsogucci October 23, 2018

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019