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O'neillist 

Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1
"For crying out loud!" "Ok, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'L'--he has no sense of humor at all."
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.
O'neillist by Steve January 13, 2005
Air Force Colonel Jack O'Neill. Goes through the Stargate. Shoots lots of stuff and never runs out of sarcastic remarks.
BAAL: "Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?"
O'NEILL: "I don't know the meaning of the word...Seriously, impudence. What does that mean?"
o'neill by yo mama July 20, 2003

Tony O'Neill 

Tony O'Neill is a New York based musician and author of the cult status novel Digging The Vein. A member of the new e-zeitgeist O’Neill is a founding member of the Brutalist movement.
Tony O'Neill is a brutalist writer.
Tony O'Neill by JustinLev February 13, 2009

Officer O'Neill 

Officer O'Neill is someone who pretends to be a cop for most of the night in 'The Groove', AKA da'club, answering all sorts of officer questions and at the end of the night tells you he just works at Verizon.
"Girl don't talk to that guy he's totally an Officer O'Neill.
Officer O'Neill by KJOYR April 10, 2015

James I. O'Neill High School 

A high school located in Fort Mongomery, NY. It's a school with army brats, rich kids, and ghetto m'fkas from places from NYC, Newbugh, Spring Valley are mixed in one school. Niggas are no joke here they don't take shit, especially none from those burke faggots.
Student 1: Yo waz skool u go 2?
Student 2 : James I. O'Neill High School BOI!!!!
Student 1: Yo didn't a girl from the soccer team get arrested for fuckin up a girl during a game?
Student 2 : DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN SKKIPPYYY!!!!!!

gary o'neill

Professional chicken factory worker who was born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year. Has extremely large fingers which so I'm told more than make up for his tiny manhood. Also helps him to spin the decks, even though everyone knows that he isn't a real DJ. Not all there.
Look at him over there, he's a proper Gary O'Neill man.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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