nutslap

the sounds your nuts make when slapping the ass of your partner during heightened sex

Also, a good term for someone you might already refer to as douchebag.

See douchebag

Your mom likes my nutslap

by jacobsack December 4, 2003

Nutslap

When you want to get your partners attention during something really important, like watching American Idol...so you slap your nuts down on the cofee table. Blam blam blam jigga jigga blam!

Wow...I was watching that hot guy Anthony sing on American Idol...and then was surprisingly sidetracked by a nutslap on the coffee table. Glad Ivy Rose didn't wake up.

by Andi June 10, 2006

nutslap magoo

Shawn Smith

Shawn Smith is such a Nutslap Magoo

by DMac123456789 September 20, 2017

Napalm Nutslap

When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out

There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times

by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018

netslapping

The art of watching Netflix while sleeping.

Being Half asleep while Netflix is playing.

1)I was netslapping last night while waiting for my phone call.
2) I was netslaping and lost track of time.
3) I was to busy netslapping to realize how president Trump destroying our country!
4) My crazy ex-wife snapchatted her cooter while I was Netslapping and I was all shut the fuck up bitch, I'm busy"

by Timber666 February 24, 2017

Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.

Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.

by thezfunk March 10, 2010

Atomic nutslapper

An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.

Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad

by fuckcalebs November 24, 2019