number monkey 

student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials

Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.

number monkey by Number Monkey May 26, 2006

Number Monkey 

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

Number Monkey by landthisplane November 1, 2015

Money ain’t nothing but a number

When family and real friends is more sweeter than the most expensive wine. When genuine hugs are warmer than the purest person heater, when in bed in the arms of your person is more comfortable than any temprepitic bed

Money ain’t nothing but a number

Money ain’t nothing but a number by Pretty&petite June 10, 2026

I depend on internet numbers for money 

Something youtubers say while advertising their channel.

A youtuber of 1M subs variety: Please subscribe, I depend on Internet numbers for money

I depend on internet numbers for money by God of family-friendliness December 30, 2021