Numbat

To masturbate after making your hand numb

For a bit of fun I sat on my hand for 10 minutes then had a wank because I felt like a Numbat

by Nativedefender June 14, 2016

numbat

A ridiculous furry friend.

Cadbury furry friend chocolate bars in numbat packaging.

by Georgina_gee September 3, 2006

numbat

Australian slang for an endearingly foolish, awkward, or mildly annoying person.

Named for the small, endearing, Australian marsupial. See also: dingus (Australian slang).

Oi, knock it off, ya numbat.

You're such a numbat.

by thylosmall December 29, 2019

Numbat

One wank too many.

Used as humour to describe having too many wanks or a native Australian mammal. I just had a numbat

by BigDan October 11, 2020