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Ntobeko's are very keen to forgive but little would you know that Ntobeko's can be jackasses. Ntobeko is also a very bright spark that is very noticible in a crowd
Look at that beautiful girl, think she's a Ntobeko ?
Ntobeko by Yiso June 5, 2019
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Ntobeko's are very trustworthy and forgiving but little would you know that Ntobeko's can hold really long grudges and until you do right theywon't like you. Ntobeko's also have black hair and are bosessed with it.
That girl looks very neat, think it's a Ntobeko?
Ntobeko by Yiso June 5, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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