Novinity 

The guy who has a girlfriend 13,081km from him.

guy: Hey I heard you got a girlfriend!
Novinity: Yeah lol
guy: Does she live near you
Novinity: No she lives in America
guy: LMAO

Novinity by binguston July 20, 2022

Novicity

From: novice
Exhibiting the extreme ability at being novice.

1. A novices deed or utterance

He proved his novicity by saying 2+2 was 5

Novicity by Pwner of Novices December 1, 2003