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airport novelist 

an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.
airport novelist by mkgeezy October 28, 2009

Noselicious 

oh how I love Noselicious, he is such a beautiful man
Noselicious by Noselicious January 26, 2021
Is a nice and sweet girl. She often helps out with her community and is very nice to plants and animals.
Novelia is a very nice name.
novelia by random.person.com May 19, 2016

Novelist 

A person that writes novels; books that are 50,000+ words in length.
I'm allowed to use my laptop during earth hour if I'm on battery power, right? I can't help it, I'm a novelist and my storyline is too compelling right now to quit.
Novelist by maddie_1213 April 12, 2011

French novelist 

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac
Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

noveling 

a long, overly wordy text message or social network update
Cindy spends so much time on her blackberry noveling everyone.
noveling by Comic Ninja July 28, 2010