Noteco

Extraordinary, beautiful, friendly, definitely a special person that you want in your life. Everyone loves her, she can listen to you if you need to, she is a good friend, she will always be there for you. Treat her with love and you will be happy. She is light, if you have her in your life, she will always give you happiness. Noteco is perfect, like a little angel.

Everyone: “Noteco is so beautiful and good person”

Noteco by Airela August 12, 2021

notebookhug 

to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.

We were on our first date when this random chick totally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?

notebookhug by notebookhugged December 13, 2006

Nosecough 

Coming across a funny meme on your phone/laptop while out in the public, all you can do is exhale slightly harder through your nose, to avoid judging eyes.

Roy - "There was a man on the bus who kept nose coughing throughout the whole journey. I wonder what meme page is he on?"

Kai - "Probably some nosecough page?"

Nosecough by WKYMM December 9, 2018

red notebook! 

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.

"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"

red notebook! by SharkyFishEaterVegetarian August 19, 2009

red notebook 

it means duh. something as obvius as a bright red notebook

when im trying to eat?? duh, red notebook!

red notebook by MrSquiggles November 27, 2011

Sloppy notebook 

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

Sloppy notebook by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018

the notebook 

The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.

Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...

the notebook by kev07 August 19, 2006