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Not a sport 

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

soccer is not a sport 

It just isn’t.
Person a: I play soccer, what sport do u play
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)

I do not need a faux server for a short film... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

Pretty penny not short of a daffodil

Nice people who are very wealthy but are very friendly and not pretentious.
"They're on a serious pay packet but they're a pretty penny not short of a daffodil!"
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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