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A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.
Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!
Noserope by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007

nostromes 

This elite h4xor CS player.
Nostromes Ownt that scrub.

nostromes by 1337-h4x0r August 28, 2003

nostrologist 

A person to which one goes to in order to ensure a healthy and prosperous pair of nostrils. At the nostrologist, one can get a nostrilectomy, a nostril cleaning, or nostril pastic surge, to rid oneself of unsightly hairs and nostril blemishes.
Ken Zhao needs to go the the nostrologist.

The nostrologist is good fun for the whole family!

Nostrovia 

Nostrovia is a miss-pronunciation of Russian word Na Zdorovie (На здоровье) which is traditionally used as a common toast meaning To good health or simply Cheers.
-Let's drink already!
-Nostrovia! (clink glasses and drink)
Nostrovia by Soloanna December 16, 2010

nostroliosis 

the flaring of the nostrils, especially when making the "kiss" face. (in pictures, etc.) very unattractive.
"ew. your nostroliosis is acting up"
"sorry its not my fault, you wanted to take the picture"
nostroliosis by sungynungydrape December 20, 2011

nostrodomus effect syndrome 

the obsession or phobia of a 2012 apocolypse, and or someone who constantly warns of the apocolypse or the show "the nostrodomus effect".
manguy1 : dude why do you look so jittery

manguy2: YOU DIDNT KNOW! I have the nostrodomus effect syndrome.