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Cunt nose 

More or less a different form of the fuck face insult, but instead of having a fuck for a face, said person has a cunt for a nose. Its like a disability.

"Oi cunt nose, cunt off"
"Cunting hell mate, that cunt nose just nosed in on your cunting bird!"
Cunt nose by Geared September 28, 2006
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cunt nose! 

someone who you extremely dislike! they don't literally have a cunt on da end of their nose! as this is impossible!
man #1 - come here you fucking wanker!

man #2 - nah, you can go fuck yourself, you smelly little cunt nose!
cunt nose! by sidamon69 September 1, 2005
1: slang term for the clitoris, e.g. I can see your cunt-nose poking out.
2: term of insult, e.g. Piss off you cunt-nose
"Yeah baby, lick my cunt-nose"
"Oi, cunt-nose, what do you think you're doing?"
Cunt-nose by TreacleSkunk November 16, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026