Nortown

An article of feces that rolls down your pant leg after a sudden and unpredicted defecation.

Holy shit I don't believe it, I got a Nortown the size of a football here! Where is the nearest bathroom?

by Hairy Shaft March 7, 2009

Pulling a Nortown

To be so crude it makes everyone around you cringe.
To drool.
To chew with your mouth open.
To pick your braces multiple times at the same meal.
To re-adjust your testicles and then try to give your friend a high five.

Did you see how disgusting Tim was at dinner? He was totally pulling a Nortown.

by Richard Fitsinwells March 7, 2009

norton antivirus

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

trigger my norton

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.

Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.

by flat-jc September 15, 2009

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.

“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

by Pizzas_shamrockperson June 26, 2020

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

jim norton

A Black Sabbath loving, hilarious, pale, meaty-breasted individual with no-chin who never is one to turn down a Cleveland Steamer. For further reference, see eatabullet/dot/com
See also: Jimmy Robinson and Opie and Anthony

If Jim Norton received a hummer from a transvestite, then why can't I?

by Don February 18, 2005