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Northern Virginia Girls 

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
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northern virginia girls 

Girls who are typically beautiful and witty and can handle bad traffic and in general everything life throws at you since Northern Va is a clusterfuck. She is confident and well versed in a variety of subjects and may be wealthy but at least does decently well. Girl next door vibe but low key, under cover kinky freaks and always up for a good time. Usually have nice booties. Ideal wifey material.
“Them Northern Virginia girls tho... top notch shit.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026