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northern highlands 

The Ritz Carlton of high schools on the East Coast. Some would tout Highlands in comparison to the popular Laguna Beach Orange County HS. A place where gucci, armani and abercrombie and ficth are standard as school uniform. The parking lot is a goldmine filled with Jags, Chrome rims, and your garden variety of Mom's and Dad's 50 G cars. Football team blows but no one shows up for sport, they show up to be noticed. If you've ever seen Mean Girls then you can imagine the taste of the Highlands social environment. Don't be mislead, money doesn't grow on trees, but it seems to flow out of daddy's wallet.
Despite the aristocracy, don't get me wrong...our girls are the hottest on the east coast, our parties can only be explained by Ludacris when he says "(area code)201...so much green, so much fun", and if i didn't mention our girls are one of a kind...
So if you ever move to the 201, be a fuckin' legend, be a Highlander.
"yo that girl is fucking hott wheres she from"
"you cant handle her.. she goes to northern highlands"
northern highlands by highlandsss February 15, 2009
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northern highlands 

high school home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. Styles range from, "ghetto", emo, prep, jappy, etc. Clothes consist of Juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, A&F, pac sun, band tees from Hot Topic, and pretty much a lot of designer crap. Every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. Pretty much the most amazing town in the world. Where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. There are a lot of sluts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. We're willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. We hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. When you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. Driveways and garages here consist of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers, Ferraris, corvettes, Jeeps, etc.
Cop: You were going 50mph over the speed limit, that's a $300 fine

Highlands kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i go to northern highlands, wait can daddy put that on his amex?
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026