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North York 

The snobbiest place in Ontario, where snobby people who think Toronto is better than the rest of Ontario come from. A lot of McMansions & a very pretentious shopping centre.
Hi I'm Evan & I think North York is better than Markham. Did I mention I'm mentally challenged?
North York by ilovecheesenot February 1, 2021

North York 

North York is one of the six districts that make up the city of Toronto. North York has a population of 869,401 as of 2016. Its city centre is called North York Centre, which includes tall, shiny buildings, beautiful parks and recreational areas like Mel Lastman Square. North York can differ from place to place, from the expensive real estate on the Bridle Path to the crime-ridden streets of the Jane & Finch area. If you're looking for a place to hang out outside of the hustle and bustle of the downtown, North York has it all.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from North York. You?
Person 1: Same!
North York by bluepen75 January 4, 2021

The North York Trifecta 

Also well-known to the denizens of Toronto as The Uptown Ultimate and The Bathurst Bomb, the action of dining at Wimpy's for breakfast, Dr. Laffa for lunch, and Pho Viet Xpress for dinner in the same day.
Girl: Mmmm, it's Sunday, let's stay in bed for a bit longer and cuddle up today.
Guy: No son, we're hitting the North York trifecta today. Wear your stretchy pants.

Alright, North York

A way to tell your friend from Oakville that they aren't hard because they know some Scarborough slang.
Dumbass Friend: "Nyeah eh, what's up fam"

Cool Friend: "Alright, North York"

Settle north Yorkshire 

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family

Settle North Yorkshire 

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family