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North Vista Secondary School 

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.
Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!
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North Vista Secondary School 

North vista, a school where our principal is rarely seen. What is he doing??

Vice principal uses his megaphone instead of a speaker. Saving electricity i see...
Teachers are very bias, towards prefects too they aim at them.

Its quite budget too and dosent have an elevator. Prepare to climb up stairs even when you're injured!

Our school has chio bus tho. Something good??

Our lockers are discarded from other schools 💕 Environmental friendly!!
Heres a tip: if you plan to come here, think twice!
Kid: Guys i want go north vista secondary school.
Sibling who goes to NVSS: Eee go loh, but dont regret ah

North Vista Secondary School 

A shit school with shit people

North Vista Secondary School 

F***cking lame school that has diifferent timetables for odd and even weeks which is f***cking troublesome. Wearing uniforms on Mondays is ok but NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A COLLAR BADGE TO PUT ON. Why must be so troublesome uniform need collar badge one. If you are looking forward to go to a secondary school that gives you advantage of letting you have your phone whole day, don't come to NVSS. Every morning there's a phone box with envelopes to put your phones in. NOT EVEN RECESS OR BREAK U CAN USE. Not gonna force juniors not to come NVSS, but if you hate all these, you won't like secondary school life here. Don't make the wrong choice like I did
Junior: I want to go North Vista Secondary School next year so that I can see you everyday!
You: Don't go my school lah there not nice one

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When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
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Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026