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North Mesa

the northern to north-western end of the city of MESA, Arizona, a suburb of Phoenix.

The population is 50% poor white trash, and 50% illegal immigrants from mexico who wear ripped clothes on the street and get attacked by the white trash population.

The white trash population drives broken down pick-up trucks from 1978 and drink keystone light beer because its the only one on sale at circle K.

girls that live in north-mesa are either 15 year old pregnant white trash skanks, or hispanic skanks, either way...there's not one decent girl in north mesa, unless you want a racist, truck-drivin ho-bag with 3 teeth who has 3 kids while in high school.

North Mesa is also the only place where you can find an 85 ford bronco with confederate flag stickers, authentic mexican food 24 hours a day, and 3 hobos pissing on your car all one one city street.

North mesa is the little mexico of the east-valley of the Phoenix Metro area, with high crime rates, very high dropout rates, and way too many bums and hobo's for comfort...1 bum on every street corner.

Nobody with money or class lives in North-Mesa, because its a living hell. Its the side of town that was meant to be bulldozed and condemned, but the government forgot about it.

If your in Phoenix, make sure to skip your trip to the northern/western end of Mesa...spare yourself the headache and the jumping by 20 rednecks in a 92 ford bronco.
guy 1: hey man, where can I find a redneck breeding ground?

guy 2: North mesa dude!
North Mesa by AZexpertdude August 12, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016